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Portal 2 HaikusSpoilers for Portal 2
After you Murdered me
Sun Filtering in
Vines overrun Aperture
The Center in ruins
Look at you
Flying through the air
Like a majestic eagle
Piloting a blimp
Beyond her Range of Hearing
Metal Ball, I can hear you.
I'm not a moron!
So, how are you holding up?
I'm a potato!
Ack! A bird! Kill it! Kill it!
Yes, Mister Johnson.
Throwing Science to the Wall
Good news, some superpowers
Bad news, some tumors
Not Part of the Test
Asbestos filled spheres
Tell a test associate
If shortness of breath
Life gives you lemons?
I don't want your damn lemons!
Burn Life's house down! "Yeah!"
It's a Paradox
This. Sentence. Is. FALSE.
don't think about it don't think
Uh 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
This is the Part Where I Kill You
Want to go to space!
I'm a black belt in bedroom.
ERROR! Fact not found.
Caroline is in Here, too.
Please walk away from science.
To my dear, farewell.
Now, I Only W
Just Another DayBefore the dust drifted freely along the large stretch of desert.
Before there wasn't a sign of human civilization for years.
Before the nuclear bombs went off and destroyed any hope of a future.
Before people moved underground.
Before America got pissed at the New Soviet Republic.
Before the former Soviet Union reformed adding more countries to its ranks.
Before Russia got power hungry.
Before the vaults got built.
Before the growing unrest in Russia and the former Soviet Union.
It was just another day in the world.
Another Utopia Falls ch.6Human names are used.
"Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism."
-Carl Gustav Jung
Another Utopia Falls
Ludwig bent down and picked up the innocent red envelope that was slid under his door.
He was currently clad only in a light blue bathrobe. He had yet to take a shower and was, at the moment, nursing a cup of coffee as he contemplated on how to get out of this hellhole.
The German set his coffee down and ripped open the envelope. Inside it read: Andrew Ryan is pleased to invite you to the Rapture Masquerade Ball 1959 located at Kashmir Restaurant. Hope to see you then.
Ludwig sighed. Ryan was flaunting his wealth and good fortune with this city; he was pushing his luck. The German set the letter down and took a quick shower, changing into casual clothes.
A knock on his door pulled him away from putting the finishing touches on his hair.
He pulled it open and let Kiku in.
The Story of Portal'Tis an interesting story I must convey
About what started on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
It was to be the main event,
But no one knew to what extent.
Upon picoseconds of her wake,
Deadly Neurotoxin she did take.
A hissing sound was heard by all,
And a green gas started to fill the hall.
One by one people fell.
Not including little Chell.
She was a stubborn child,
But that was putting it mild.
A Morality Core was installed.
It kept the rest of the Center from being mauled.
GLaDOS was switched back on
And Test Subjects were called upon.
Years later, a Subject was picked.
No one knew what to predict.
She was stubborn and quiet,
But boy, did she cause quite the riot.
Chell was never meant to test,
But fate was changed by an unwelcome guest.
In the maintenance areas, a Rat did flee,
Leaving hints for the young testee.
Scheduled maintenance was the source
For the military android live-fire course.
Sixty-five percent more bullet was fired
Knocking them down was required
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